My next life...
In my next life I want to be born a boy because:
I can be a slob and be excused as being a boy
I'm free to roam
What consequences?
I can decide I want to be a toilet cleaner and get a toilet cleaning degree and won't get questioned for it
I can boss my big and little sisters around
I can be heard
I can complain about the food
I can be fat and not worry about finding a mate
I don't have to pay damn dowry
Don't have to be a bad driver statistic
I can punch the person who tries to walk all over me
I can say stupid things and pretend I'm smart
I can run other people's life
I can stay single and won't get pestered as much
And for some reason I come back as a girl, I think I'll get a sex change. It sucks to be youngest born sri lankan tamil girl!
3 comments:
don't forget....you can pee standing up :)
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aw, it cant be that bad, surely?
That said, I've always wanted to be a boy for all your reasons (bar the last, because I'm Indian Tamil, not Sri Lankan) :)
PS. Also not the youngest. Instead, I'm the oldest!
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